When I get home, I kick off my shoes.

Here's the thing: As soon as I am in pajamas, it is just a matter of time before I doze off. I have the uncanny ability to fall asleep in approximately 3 minutes, and even faster when my pillows are cool and the room is totally dark. When I get home from work, I usually just stay in whatever I wore that day, sans shoes. I don't generate more laundry by changing into sweats or jeans and a t-shirt, and pajamas mean that I am ending my day and ready to sleep!

Conversely, Jessica changes into comfy clothes the instant she gets home. Sometimes she takes a direct route to the bedroom to change before she even checks the answering machine or grabs a seat on the couch. Before I even know it, she is making her reappearance in her comfy clothes. So, undoubtedly we are an interesting sight, me in my khakis and her in her hooded sweatshirt.